Neil
Western Thunderer
Train services on the Cambrian Coast were thrown into chaos yesterday, according to senior management sources. The culprit was the Northamptonshire Nobbler, an excursion special to Shell Island run on behalf of the east midland faction of the evangelical fundamentalist wing of Gimra. Apparently this splinter group are bound to hold themselves to the highest and most exacting of standards and felt that the inhabitants of mid-Wales were ripe for conversion from their usual casual attitudes to life. One local resident who wished to be nameless gave the opinion that this may have backfired as at least one of the visitors had expressed himself to be rather taken by the ways of the chapel.