Go On Then I Will Start It What About The Olympics

[iploffy]

Well Mr Castens of the peoples republic of Bath got a Gold for Wagon diving.

Obiwan of the union of Hereford shire socialist laser cutter graffiti arts didn't score as the judge though you can't spell BLUE.

Marsa newly defected from the grass chewing chomping yokels Lincoln collective, now of the Rejected overspill find a straight bit of road we will build a island on it Telford, got Bronze for the 'sneaking it past the wife competition', he would have got gold but she WAS listening.

Jordan, Lancer, Phill and Ross won gold for the cock less 4, someone broke the drain cock off the Hydraulic system they were last seen trying to tow a western with an Austin Allegro.

Doggers, well what can we say about his performance 1500 metres race and he's still going no one told him that the track finished at the line and now he's near Brum 'TURN YOUR HEARING AID BACK ON'

 

[Dog Star]

... no one told him.... 'TURN YOUR HEARING AID BACK ON'

How can you tell that the hearing aid needs switching on if no one (and that includes you) has said anything worth listening to?

BTW - please do not shout, I had to remove the battery 'cos the racket was deafening .

 

[Neil]

Generally I have chuntered and whined about the all pervasive predominance of sport during the Olympics. However I will grudgingly admit that two good things have come of it.

The union jack has been snatched very firmly back from the BNP/National Front and any other ultra right wing factions that in the past have tried to misappropriate it.

Mo Farah has been doing his bit to keep the nations spirits raised at a time when a post sports day dip might otherwise set in.