What splendid fun!
One of the Sharks seemed more like a goldfish, but seeing young Aphrodite on the balcony reminded me of a Radio 4 article, probably a short from "From our own correspondent" which I heard some years back, whilst driving to my pal, John's place.
On getting there, I told him that his railway was more realistic than we ever imagined. Just like the Greek state railway, more of us worked on it than rode on it...
Best
Simon