Seriously off-topic but.....
One of Snetterton's WW2 runways was being broken up and the crushed concrete hauled away by a fleet of Thames Trader SWB 6x4 tippers (not that it makes any difference but they had red chassis, green cab with yellow roof).
The eight drivers were arguing over who had the fastest truck, so it was decided to
load 'em up, line 'em up, and use the whole length of one of the intact runways to find out.
As it turned out they were all pretty evenly matched, but - as a consequence - when they inadvertently all
nipped up due to the outermost driver on the right gradually veering to the left, they
all lost their cab mirrors
It would appear the governor never did discover how the mirrors came to grief..........