Just for a laugh - No AI please !
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Heather Kay
Western Thunderer
Why do koi fish travel in groups of four?
To protect the group from predators. When attacked, kois A, B, and C will go in one direction. The fourth one is the D koi.
(I'm sorry. I literally have my coat on right now.)
To protect the group from predators. When attacked, kois A, B, and C will go in one direction. The fourth one is the D koi.
(I'm sorry. I literally have my coat on right now.)
Crikey I am getting old - took at least 15 seconds before that one cut through to me ...
Jordan or Plymouth Mad
Mid-Western Thunderer
simond
Western Thunderer
I just looked for the Hornby Beatles train set.
uk.hornby.com
I can see why the kid is crying…
R30335 The Beatles, The Liverpool Connection: EP Collection Side B Train Pack - Limited Edition
R30335, The Beatles - The Liverpool Connection: EP Collection Side B - Train Pack - Limited Edition, Hornby, Train Packs, 1:76 Scale 00 Gauge
uk.hornby.com
I can see why the kid is crying…
paulc
Western Thunderer
It could of course be a parcel from 'Lovehoney' in disguise and the picture of the wagon is just a marketing ploy .
Two Irishmen, Pat and Dermot, go to a pet shop and ask for four budgies. The shopkeeper boxes them up and they pay him.
Pat and Dermot drive to the top of the Connor Pass where they park and walk to the edge of the 1000ft drop. Dermot takes two of the budgies out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps over the edge. The budgies fly away and Dermot hits the ground, stone dead.
“B****r this”, says Pat. “This budgie jumping is far too dangerous.”
As Pat walks back to his car, Seamus arrives with a cardboard box and a shotgun. He takes a parrot out of the box and lets it go. He then jumps over the edge of the cliff and half way down shoots the parrot. Seamus also hits the ground, dead.
Pat, rather shocked, says “and I’m not going to try this parrot shooting, either’.
Pat sits down, thinking about the two friends he has just lost.
After a few minutes, Sean arrives with another cardboard box and a chicken. Grabbing the chicken by the legs , he also jumps over the edge of the cliff. Sean lands on a rock and breaks his back.
Pat, by this time is stunned and shakes his head.
“Fook this. First Dermot with his budgie-jumping then Seamus parrot-shooting and now Sean with his hen-gliding.”
Pat and Dermot drive to the top of the Connor Pass where they park and walk to the edge of the 1000ft drop. Dermot takes two of the budgies out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps over the edge. The budgies fly away and Dermot hits the ground, stone dead.
“B****r this”, says Pat. “This budgie jumping is far too dangerous.”
As Pat walks back to his car, Seamus arrives with a cardboard box and a shotgun. He takes a parrot out of the box and lets it go. He then jumps over the edge of the cliff and half way down shoots the parrot. Seamus also hits the ground, dead.
Pat, rather shocked, says “and I’m not going to try this parrot shooting, either’.
Pat sits down, thinking about the two friends he has just lost.
After a few minutes, Sean arrives with another cardboard box and a chicken. Grabbing the chicken by the legs , he also jumps over the edge of the cliff. Sean lands on a rock and breaks his back.
Pat, by this time is stunned and shakes his head.
“Fook this. First Dermot with his budgie-jumping then Seamus parrot-shooting and now Sean with his hen-gliding.”
paulc
Western Thunderer
Did he/she eventually fall off the stool . I would assume gravity won out , it normally does .
RichardG
Western Thunderer
I woke him up, and he rearranged himself.