Just for a laugh

simond

Western Thunderer
A Pitbull, a German Shepherd and a cat arrive at the pearly gates. St Peter lets them in, but says, "You have to go and stand before God."

So, all three stand before God on his throne. God commands the Pitbull, "Tell me what you believe in."

The Pitbull puffs out his chest and says, "I believe in hard work and discipline and always obeying my master."

God says, "That's great. Come and sit at the right side of my throne."

He then asks the German Shepherd what he believes in.

The German Shepherd replies, "I believe in loving my family and being utterly faithful to them, protecting them at all times."

God says, "That's great. Come and sit at the left side of my throne."

God turns to the cat and says, "Tell me what you believe in."

The cat says, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."
 
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