Back when I worked ''on the buses,'' one of our 'Nashnul Express' drivers was driving a service into London, when he got diverted, for some reason.
Being quite 'lost', he blundered into what turned out to be a 'film set', without realising, stopped, and asked a 'copper' for directions.
Which the 'copper' duly gave to him!
Then he realised, the 'copper' was one of the actors [or an extra?], at the same time spotting cameras and crews, everybody standing stock still staring at him!
When he finally arrived at Victoria, news of the 'event' had already beaten him to it....
I know from past experience, news of an 'event' always got there faster than one's bus...
As with, the time in the 70's when I arrived [on foot] at the depot to collect the very last available spare bus, for duplicate services , probably to Scarborough. There It was, on its' ownsome, in an empty depot, all the fitters gathered around the doorway having a smoke, etc....What I failed to remember was, the bus was stood right over the one & only pit that was located half way down the depot, at the side. [The others were at the rear]...
[No elfinsafety stripes etc in those days]...
I jumped into the decker [a Daimler Fleetline, as I recall]....started it up, piled on full lock to do a huey inside the empty depot [being a clever sod]...and promptly dropped the rear wheels down the hole!
The group of fitters all saw what was about to unfold, but were frozen in amazement.
I arrived down at the bus station, sans spare bus, having jumped a service on the road outside the depot. News of the event not only, understandably, beat me to the bus station, but, having pinched another bus to do the run [we used to get very full buses in those days].....the 'news' also greeted me on my arrival at Scarborough bus station [Valley Bridge, as was].
I was 'cheered on arrival, and the wee-wee was taken for quite some time afterwards, at various locations around Yorkshire.