Just for a laugh

[Osgood]

On the wellies theme (#313 above):

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That’s the British crossbreed of the Chesapeake Bay Retriever and the Dunlop Sitemaster.
A hardy dog that loves swimming and retrieving - traits used to great advantage by the emergency services.

 

[Jordan]

"999, which service do you require?"

"Erm, this is a bit embarrassing...."



Just now in the Tesco car park, Cradley Heath....

 

[PhilH]

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[steve1]

steve

 

[Osgood]

Bananaduck:

 

[Alan]

Bananaduck

 

[Osgood]

 

[Andrew Thompson]

Just so happens this dropped by the other day but lost its head.

 

[Tom Insole]

Bananaduck:

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Could you retake the image with a banana for scale? ;-)

 

[simond]

Time flies like an arrow

Fruit flies like a banana.

 

[Osgood]

Seen in a pub in Portsmouth a few years ago:

 

[PhilH]

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[PhilH]

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[PhilH]

I must apologise for the examples of "Toilet Humour" which occasionally appear in this topic, which no doubt any right thinking person would regard as rather rude and distasteful.

However for the rest of us -

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[George M]

You don't say ...

 

[Oz7mm]

Much like the packet of peanuts offered to me on a flight a while back. On the back, it said 'May contain nuts'

That's jus' nuts

John

 

[simond]

Or indeed, the Clipper cigarette lighter bearing the following helpful advice;

WARNING - CONTAINS FLAMMABLE GAS UNDER PRESSURE.

 

[James]

 

[James]

 

[PhilH]

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