Just for a laugh

[Dan Randall]

A snail slithers into a pub and asks the barman for a Rum & Coke. “We don’t serve snails”, said the barman and with that, picked up the snail and chucked it outside.

A week later, the snail’s back -”Why the f**k did you do that?”, he says…

 

[Bigjohn]

What’s the difference between a HIPPO and a ZIPPO ???..??

A hippo is heavy, a zippo is a little lighter………..

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[Pencarrow]