Just for a laugh - No AI please !

[Heather Kay]

I thought up a pun about yoga …

… but it was a bit of a stretch.

 

[jcm@gwr]

 

[Eastsidepilot]

Spent all night in the pub doing to "hokey cokey" , when I woke up this morning it took me over an hour to get out of bed !

 

[Jordan or Plymouth Mad]

Spent all night in the pub doing to "hokey cokey" , when I woke up this morning it took me over an hour to get out of bed !

There's a similar joke about when the writer of the Hokey-cokey died, & the Undertakers were putting him in the coffin. That's when all the trouble started....

 

[adrian]

I see the AI slop is spreading. Perhaps pour it back in the relevant thread, and we can get back to posting actually funny stuff.

yes AI has been moved back into it's box.

 

[Oz7mm]

And while we're on the hokey cokey, there's this version by Bill Bailey

John

 

[Heather Kay]

I noticed a few grave diggers wandering about the local cemetery. I think they’ve lost the plot.

 

[Dan Randall]

Q: Why don’t they have telephone directories in China?

A: They‘ve got so many Wings and Wongs, people kept winging the wong number…


Regards

Dan

 

[alastairq]

 

[SimonT]

Heard on 6 Music this morning
There are loads of jokes about white sugar. But jokes about brown sugar, demerara.....

 

[James]

 

[simond]

So I said to the girl in W H Smiths, “do you keep stationery?”

and she says “well, for the first few minutes, but then I tend to wriggle around a bit”

 

[Eastsidepilot]

So the first jets back from the middle east with evacuees has just landed, passengers were met by journalists asking there thoughts and experiences, they said it was absolutely awful, wouldn't wish it on anyone, couldn't wait to get the hell out of Luton !

 

[Osgood]

 

[jcm@gwr]

 

[James]

 

[Heather Kay]

 

[michael mott]

Thanks for the laughs this morning, I have been sitting with Judy having a good laugh.
I really needed this today.
last week I joined the assumption society and at the first meeting the leader said "You all know why we are here". Ok I'll get my coat.

 

[jcm@gwr]

 

[James]