Man walks into a pub, goes straight to the bar and orders a pint, he downs the pint turns to guys on his left and says "you're all a bunch of idiots", he then turns to those standing on his right and says " you're all a bunch of fools", turns around and walks out.
The next night he comes in again orders a pint, downs it and turns to the guys on his left and says " you're all a bunch of idiots", turns to the guys on his right and says " you're all a bunch of fools", turns around and walks out, as he does so a guy that was sitting at one of the tables says to everyone "if he comes in tomorrow I'll......."
Anyway the guy returns the next night walks up to the bar orders a pint and before he gets to drink it the guy sitting at a table on his right says" before you say it I aint no fool" So the man downs his pint and says to him "ok, go and stand over there and sit with the idiots then" turns around and walks out.