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PhilH

Western Thunderer
The engineer is on their way. Has education been abandoned in Britain?

No, not by Network Rail at least in this case - definition of "their":
Cambridge Dictionary:
1. of or belonging to them
2. used to refer to one person in order to avoid saying "his or her"

Collins English Dictionary:
1. You use their to indicate that something belongs or relates to the group of people, animals,
2. You use their instead of `his or her' to indicate that something belongs or relates to a person without saying whether that person is a man or a woman.

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Tim Watson

Western Thunderer
No, not by Network Rail at least in this case - definition of "their":
Cambridge Dictionary:
1. of or belonging to them
2. used to refer to one person in order to avoid saying "his or her"

Collins English Dictionary:
1. You use their to indicate that something belongs or relates to the group of people, animals,
2. You use their instead of `his or her' to indicate that something belongs or relates to a person without saying whether that person is a man or a woman.
Thanks. I couldn’t see anything wrong with the original.

Tim
 

Eastsidepilot

Western Thunderer
A Geordie, a Scouser and a Cockney are standing at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter.

God turns up and asks them all the same question, " What have you bought with you that has anything to do with Christmas ?"

The Geordie pulls out a lighter and says " something to light the candles"

"Ok " says God.

The Scouser waves a bunch of keys in the air to make a jangling sound " Jingle bells"?

"Ok" says God

The Cockney fumbles about his pockets and pulls out a pair of knickers " What's that then " says God ,

" Oh they're Carols mate "
 

DavidB

Western Thunderer
Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman go to the Olympics but don't have tickets.

The Englishman say, 'I know what to do'. He goes to a sports shop, pinches a pair of running spikes, goes to the competitors' entrance and says to the chap on the gate, 'Smith, England, 100metres sprint'.

Ok says the chap on the gate. In goes the Englishman.

The Scotsman catches on, goes to the castle and finds a canon ball. At the competitors' entrance he tells the gatekeeper, 'McTavish, Scotland, shot putt'. In he goes.

The Irishman follows suit and goes to a nearby building site. There he picks up a roll of wire. At the competitors' entrance he says, 'Murphy, Ireland, fencing'.
 
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