Just for a laugh

[steve1]

steve

 

[Allen M]

Promotion


I'm just leaving, don't shout.

Allen

 

[Tim Watson]

Jesus and his friends went into a restaurant and said 'We'd like a table for 26, please.'.
The waiter observed 'There are only 13 of you.'.
'... yes, but we all want to sit along one side!'

Tim

 

[Osgood]

Oh I do finish things - my problem is I can't finish a job until I have started another......

 

[Renovater]

 

[Osgood]

 

[adrian]

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To be honest the left hand side of the equations needs John McGuiness to be accurate.

 

[Richard Gawler]

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Back in the mid 1980s I was working in a shipyard with a pair of sinks much like this one. This was on the quayside, miles from the "welfare facilities".

Anyway, one of these troughs was marked up (with aerosol paint) "sink" and the other "urinal". They were otherwise identical.

 

[Jordan]

PLEASE NOTE:- I have blatantly copied this joke from Over There....*

Neighbour's cheeky little brats have just challenged me to a water fight! Thought I'd post this while I wait for the kettle to boil.....



* EDITED. Just to make it absolutely utterly and totally clear exactly what I meant!!!!

 

[daifly]

Where the hell is "Over There" ?

It has become a tradition over many years that savvy WTers refer to the website with missing photos as 'over there' in the same way that 'another place' or 'the other place' is a term used to describe the other House in Parliament. By convention, members of the Lords do not mention the Commons by name - and MPs do not refer directly to the House of Lords when they are speaking in the Chamber.

Dave

 

[Osgood]

 

[Osgood]

 

[michael080]

... refer to the website with missing photos ...

 

[Jordan]

Where the hell is "Over There" ?

It has become a tradition over many years that savvy WTers refer to the website with missing photos as 'over there'

Sorry, yes, as many of us are members of both WT & RMweb, it became a sort of 'short hand' expression when sharing info or whatever from RMweb to say "over there" instead of "over on RMweb", or even just "on RMweb" which ironically is actually less letters to type.
A bit like other early WT Traditions that unfortunately became frowned upon & killed off by the more influential Serious Squad, such as The Back of the Class, The Blue Brigade, and the briefly non-existant but highly successful Armchair Modeller magazine. Of these, only the Back of the Class clings on as best it can....

 

[Jordan]

Thanks for the explanations and typical "humorous" remarks, it still doesn't explain the comment "Blatently copied from over there" which if directed at my post (now removed) is a lie.

I blatantly copied the joke I posted in my post, about boiling the kettle!!!!

Nothing to do with you or your post at all..!!!!!

 

[DavidB]

More light relief which I send from the tourist-infected South West. Anyone travelling on a summer Saturday will, I am sure, appreciate this:

 

[Dog Star]

A bit like other early WT Traditions ... such as The Back of the Class...

The last time that I visited there was no one there - I got the impression that those long-standing members of the back of the class had accepted that other WTers were of the opinion that those "back-of-the-class" peeps were worthy of a seat closer to the front row.

 

[Jordan]

The last time that I visited there was no one there

Probably because I was on the Naughty Step, again, whch is of course located out on the rusty fire escape.

 

[Jordan]

"OVER THERE" the song...View attachment 189082

From WW1, I think? Led directly to the WW2 joke about the Yanks being "Over Here"...

 

[Northroader]

They were at the pub racing snails, and one of the fellows took the shell of his, hoping it would go faster, but it just made it more sluggish.