Just for a laugh

PhilH

Western Thunderer
A few collected thoughts for the day, or week, or whatever:

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

If you hear me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a meeting.

I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech support guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime.

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t a robot.

Just once I want a username and password prompt to say CLOSE ENOUGH.

Now that I have lived through a plague, I totally understand why Italian renaissance paintings are full of fat people lying on couches.

My tolerance for idiots is extremely low these days. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously, there's a new strain out there.

As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, I'm sure of one thing: it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.

As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but making everyone mad is a piece of cake!
 
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