Just for a laugh

[chigley]

had to read it a few times then click

 

[PhilH]

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[Jordan]

 

[Osgood]

 

[PhilH]

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[Jordan]

This should be good for a laugh - winner of the Award for Most Overpriced Tat at Stafford Guildex today...


Well if there isn't such an award, there should be....

 

[George M]

 

[Richard Gawler]

 

[Heather Kay]

Did you know that God asked Noah to build a second ark?

Shortly after finishing the first one God said to Noah, "I’d like you to build me another one. This time I want it to have lots of different levels."

"What do you want to put in it?" enquired Noah.

"Fish," said God.

"What type of fish?"

"Carp."said God.

"Why?" asked Noah.

"Well," said God, "I’ve always fancied owning a multi-storey carp ark."

 

[Dan Randall]

Speaking of arks....


Regards

Dan

 

[Osgood]

Trying for a segue:

 

[Jordan]

Did you know that God asked Noah to build a second ark?

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"Well," said God, "I’ve always fancied owning a multi-storey carp ark."

We're getting perilously close to needing a 'Groan' button of our own, now.... as much requested on the Jokes Thread Over There....

 

[Pippindoo]

I'm feeling a bit upset today as my pet mouse Elvis has died....

He was caught in a trap.

 

[richard carr]

Oh dear we need that groan button !

 

[Osgood]

 

[simond]

Reminds me of William Hague.

Not wanting to get political, but taking the opportunity anyway, his wife was (presumably, is) called Ffionn. He was leader of the opposition.

“why were there two ”F”s in Ffionn? ‘Cos there’s no ”f” in “leader”

 

[Heather Kay]

(I admit I’m nicking these from a social media site. I’m not clever enough to make them up.)

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A satisfactory.

 

[djparkins]

Reminds me of William Hague.

Not wanting to get political, but taking the opportunity anyway, his wife was (presumably, is) called Ffionn. He was leader of the opposition.

“why were there two ”F”s in Ffionn? ‘Cos there’s no ”f” in “leader”

Long divorced, I believe. She cited his baseball cap wearing as grounds for the split.

The best breakfast by far that I've ever had eating out [as opposed to the ones I cook here] was last week at the nearby Ffostrasol Arms! Lots of things begin Ff round here!

 

[djparkins]

(I admit I’m nicking these from a social media site. I’m not clever enough to make them up.)

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

A satisfactory.

Stick to modelling Heather!

 

[PhilH]

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