Just for a laugh - No AI please !

[AllenM]

I was told many years ago by a 'friend'. You are not really pretty or not really ugly - just sort of pretty ugly.
Regards
Allen

 

[simond]

With friends like these…

 

[Alan]

Or perhaps not awful or pretty but could be pretty awful or even awful pretty.

 

[Heather Kay]

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

 

[RichardG]

kleptomania

I work in a charity shop. Last week we lost three coats and two pairs of shoes, all in one day. Retail is the business where I learnt the word "kleptomaniac", though I fear last week's visitors were pros. Chin up and remember the real kleptomaniacs can't help it.

 

[Heather Kay]

Chin up and remember the real kleptomaniacs can't help it.

I'll just have to take it, or leave it.

 

[Osgood]

Really? I don't buy any of this.

 

[Rob Pulham]

I am not sure if the term kleptomaniac applies or whether he was just a hoarder of things. I worked with a guy in Wakefield whose house was that full of junk that collected that he was in bed one night when his first floor collapsed into the ground floor with him still in bed. - He lived in a small terraced cottage.

It made all the local papers at the time and when they showed photos of the contents of the the house there were traffic cones, tyres and even an medical IV complete with tubes etc. The stranger thing was that with all this stuff in the house, you might imagine that he was unkempt and scruffy but he wasn't he was always very clean and smartly turned out in a three piece suit, shirt and tie. This is what made it such a shock when it hit the news

 

[Peter Insole]

That does sound a bit too much like our house Rob! How it has not all fallen into the cellar beats me? I do make all my rubbish into something else though... but it doesn't seem to take up any less room.

I might put my suit on from time to time... but I haven't been able to find it for years.

Pete.

 

[alastairq]

I had a suit once....Wore it once, subsequently found out it no longer fitted.

 

[Peter Insole]

My old hatch, match and dispatch mismatches me too!

Pete.

 

[Osgood]

I tried a 3-piece suite on for size, the chair fitted like a glove but the sofa was way too big - could have got 3 of us in there.



Oh no - suit.

 

[jcm@gwr]

For our anniversary, my wife hinted that she wanted something small and shiny.

With hindsight, although it fitted the description, a packet of rail joiners probably wasn't the best idea!

 

[simond]

I’m not much given to agreeing with “personalities” but I wholly subscribe to Richard Branson’s well publicised dislike of ties.

I wore one for a job interview in 2007, and for my Dad’s funeral in 2015, but otherwise, probably not since 2002. Likewise the suits that went with them, indeed, I have no idea why they’re still in the wardrobe.

There would be room for more models….

 

[Bigjohn]

Simon.
Best keep away from Presidential introductions in your social whirl !!!!!!!!
BigJ

 

[simond]

I'm pretty safe I reckon. Nowhere near the top of the guest list!

 

[alastairq]

What's a ''guest list?''

 

[neaston]

I started doing nothing yesterday lunchtime but I haven't got it finished yet.
Might take another day or so to complete.

 

[jcm@gwr]

 

[jcm@gwr]