Just for a laugh

[Eastsidepilot]

Bet and I have had nearly two dozen cats over the years the oldest got to 22 years of age, lost her beginning of this year, great animals to have around especially living in open country , keep the rats and mice down. They become good friends but with an attitude
Col.

 

[simond]

Our cat, nominally “Aslan” according to the rescue centre, but typically “Cat!” (and not answering to either unless it involved food) very sadly shuffled off whilst I was at the recent Stafford show. He was the living embodiment of the following comparison.

the dog looks at you with love in his eyes, you feed him, you can open doors, you can walk on your hind legs, so you must be a God.

the cat looks at you with curiosity in his eyes, you feed him, you can open doors for him, you provide warmth for him, so he must be a God.

 

[Osgood]

 

[PhilH]

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[John_B]

I'd keep the Springer and hire him out! I had half of one, but that talent must have been in the missing half that was Collie! But I suppose spending 14 years as the straight man in a comedy double act made it worthwhile!

 

[richard carr]

I've got 2 springers (my wife has) thank god they can't do that or they really would be a night mare.

 

[James]

 

[James]

 

[ovener]

 

[DavidB]

I assure you this is not spam but I don't know how to do this any other way. See: 2.9K views · 43K reactions | Posted @withregram • @catstohealus Safety first, Always #CatsofInstagram #Meowdel #KittyLove #CatLife #CatsOfTheDay #FluffyCats #Caturday #CatLovers #FurryFriends #CatsBeingCats #CatVideo #CuteCats #Catstagram #Purrfection #KittenPlay #TabbyCat #AdorableCats #Instacat #Catsofinsta #CrazyCatLady #cat #catlover #cats_of_world #furryfriends #catlife #catlove #Instacat | what _the_cat

If someone can shorten this or make it more presentable, please tell me!

 

[alastairq]

Do you mean, like this?

 

[simond]

Bloody faceache, “ allow cookies”. How does “NEVER EVER” sound?

if it is, as the web address suggests, a cat video, I would refer to an earlier post which I would have linked but can’t find.

 

[alastairq]

Bloody faceache, “ allow cookies”. How does “NEVER EVER” sound?

Never says that to me......[perhaps the algernon-rhythm recognises me from old?]

 

[John_B]

if it is, as the web address suggests, a cat video, I would refer to an earlier post which I would have linked but can’t find.

It's a very cute video, but would be terrifying if you were at the same scale! I hope it's OK to post this screenshot for those with, very understandable, Facebook phobia.

 

[DavidB]

Do you mean, like this?

Yes. Thank you. How did you do that? I copied the shorter URL but when it came to posting, it added the rest.

 

[Richard Gawler]

Here is much the same cat video posted on YouTube, for those without a FB account.

Cat video (this video does not allow embedding here)

Maybe the loco was sent in to persuade the cat to remove itself?

 

[ScottW]

 

[DavidB]

 

[Eastsidepilot]

I phoned the wife on the way home from work to see if she wanted me to pick fish and chips up.........she just grunted and put the phone down !
I think she's still mad at letting me name the twins !

 

[Les Golledge]

I phoned the wife on the way home from work to see if she wanted me to pick fish and chips up.........she just grunted and put the phone down !
I think she's still mad at letting me name the twins !

Hi All,
THE PAL DIET


Pal Diet
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??
Regards,

Les.