You know, fellow Westerners, facial expressions can communicate so much without anyone anyone ever having to say a single word. But of course, you know all that, so what’s the point of me mentioning it?
Well, because my brother-in-law (the one who gratefully gave me a head start by kindly constructing the baseboards on my behalf) thinks that I’m a ditherer. He didn’t say it so much; it was the look on his face, amidst the frenzied activity of the build, when I paid him an unscheduled visit one day to show him these:
They’re just one set in of a couple of sets of baseboard joiners that have given much stability to so many abandoned projects over the years that have never got much further than the baseboard stage. He looked at me as if to say: ‘and?’. He’s the opposite to me and would rather get straight on with a job than ponder, but what I was trying to get across as politely as possible without upsetting the apple cart was that without the security of my joiners, I would be relying solely on the metal fasteners to retain the two boards in both planes. Unchartered territory. To be fair, they’re usually employed in partnership with carpenters metal dowels (I have fitted a set to one end where it joins the fiddle yard board) but I realised quite early on that they’d be as much use as a chocolate teapot in this case because the boards would join in an arc due to the action of the overhead hinges. No, I just had to have belt n braces with my trusty joiners. Problem was that it was now, during my ad hoc visit before the baseboard tops went on to make it easier to wield the drill - they have to be fitted horizontally or as near to as is humanly possible for them to work efficiently-, or never!
Well, needless to say Westerners, the look on the face spoke volumes. I acquiesced. The joiners came home with me.
Now, to be fair, the fasteners have been doing a sterling job, considering they’ve probably been opened and closed far more than an exhibition layout over the same period, and each time I orientate it to work on it, the crushing sound made by the metal fasteners is somewhat disconcerting. Bearing in mind there is still quite a large part of construction to go, I can’t help wondering how much more punishment that they can take before the worst case scenario happens, especially now since I’ve been pretty careful to marry up the track on the original board with that of this,which has also had the rails soldered to the brass screws on this side.
Anyway, the long and short of it is that once again I lost sleep over it all, during the night after which I’d soldered up the rails I’ve just mentioned; something had to be done, and that something meant retro-fitting those board joiners. But where to start?
At 7 a.m. on Saturday morning, and as soon as it opened, I was at the door of one of the big tool retailers to pick up a ninety degree drill extension which I thought might just be a good place to start:
As usual, being able to drill at ninety degrees to the board wasn’t going to be it, not with my luck anyway. No. First, two crossmembers - one diagonal - had to be addressed before I could even begin to open the packet of the handy new tool. And I knew that if the the build to date was anything to go by,I would be in for at least one more unpleasant meet with yet another boldoy screw
Here’s a picture of the aftermath of some judicious cutting in a confined space with a variety of implements to the diagonal:
The good news, there were no screws to blunt my drill. No. That was in the straight crossmember !
Anyway, after a short break to recover, I returned to discover that my worst fears were realised: on placing the board flat on the workbench, it moved sideways so that my long, hard fought over accuracy with the rails was a wasted exercise, and that they were out of true. Looks like my intervention then was indeed timely.
Okay. Time to calm down and think with a ‘level’ head (apologies for that one folks!). In the end, I shored things up as best I could using clamps (cramps?) and offcuts screwed to the uprights of adjoining boards:
Then I turned the boards back on their sides and fixing my newly acquired gizmo to my power drill, did my best to drill through two adjoining battens of soft wood and an intermediate section of ply, and at ninety degrees to the board but as horizontally as I could manage. Boy did my arms ache and the smoke n sawdust were choking. Through at last - drilling the channel tunnel took less effort I’ll bet - I popped in my joiners each side, and slid in the bolt. Only it didn’t slide in. WD 40 didn’t help either. There seemed to be a step between the two joiners. I removed them and tried to open out the hole - gingerly - as introducing too much slop would defeat the object. But try as I might, I couldn’t adjust one of them as much as I wanted. Closer examination of the joiner threw up a clue: now ballistics aren’t my specialty, but there was definitely the presence of a score measuring several millimetres in length along the outside of the barrel. Obviously, something metallic had to be obstructing proceedings and was scratching the surface. Yes. You’ve guessed it: another screw or at least the remnants of one which could just be detected with the light of the lamp illuminating the chasm
So I had to repeat the process, realising that this was probably the last attempt without removing more of the crossmembers with the nightmare prospect of meeting more darned screws. Anyway, pleased to report, it worked. Here it is in situ. The remnants of the first unsuccessful attempt can also be seen:
What a performance.
At least the fasteners have a little more support and I can enjoy a little peace of mind.
So this morning, after a little more, aherm, (well deserved) socialising the night before, a later start than anticipated saw me making good repairs to the cross members:
That straight crossmember was the last substantial piece of timber of the same dimensions I had left; it bears its marks of its previous use as rest for drilled sections.
Since my last post, I’ve managed to lay the rest of the track and attach the wires to choc bloc connectors below board. Also, having conducted successful trials with a test piece, I’ve drilled the track for the fitting of the Gaugemaster uncouplers. Unfortunately, I didn’t take photos as the worry of the baseboard joints issue overtook things somewhat, but I’ve managed to wire up and connect the wiring to the supply and switches:
I’ll tell you a little more about one or two problems that I had either operation of these, but think I’ll leave that till next time. What I will say is that I had to countersink the board in attempt to try and get the solenoid to sit flat:
I’ve also extended the lugs on each uncoupler by gluing on some plastic tube extensions:
If you don’t mind, I’ll explain why the next time I post as I’m only too aware that this post is far too long - again!
Finally, I noticed that those metal fasteners had holes in the chassis and the mobile handle; I decided to fabricate some inserts from old bicycle spokes which seemed about the right fit:
Not sure what, if any, benefit these will yield but they have become looser about the mechanism since they were first fitted, although the screws fixing the latch and the fastener are still solid.
So there we go, fellow Westerners, yet another tale of woe, but I remain steadfastly resolute in my goal to get it finished.
Cheers for now, and apologies once again for the unduly long winded post.
Jonte