adrian
Flying Squad
We had a table that looked like that once...then the kids beat merry hell out of it with the cutlery. The eldest one called it 'patina' and I got the blame for teaching him such words...![]()
Which was neatly encapsulated by one of the greatest cartoonist of all time, Bill Watterson.
p.s. Full marks for the eldest having the vocabulary to use "patina"!!